Where is my mind?

By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 00:01

Today, after 10 beers and a 1/3 of a bottle of Jack, I felt an undeniable urge to go rabbit hunting with lawn darts. FML
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You deserved it 1 179
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RichardPencil 30

Maybe that'll work, Elmer. Your previous methods netted no wascally wabbits!

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brockwaycc 3

Serves you right. It’s probably in your best interest to stay far, far away from alcohol.

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cuz803 44

Well since this is a FML, I guess that's a bad thing? Maybe go to rehab and try to get help for your alcoholism before your liver gives out. Then you'll save your life along with the poor rabbits.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe that'll work, Elmer. Your previous methods netted no wascally wabbits!

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Jesse Duff 15

ok...you felt the urge, and you definitely over indulged...but did you actually follow through on the urge...cause you definitely deserved it, but I'm also hoping you weren't alone, cause you could've really hurt yourself or anyone in the area at that point.

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Chazzster 28

I am pretty sure that means you are an alcoholic or at best a functioning alcoholic - Not because of the rabbits but because of the quantity of alcohol you consumed.

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brockwaycc 3

Serves you right. It’s probably in your best interest to stay far, far away from alcohol.

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Wadlaen 23

Surprisingly, that's not as uncommon as one should think!😅 Good luck on your hunt!

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Hangryko 29

Please get help for your alcoholism.

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AutisticPat 10

Please get help. Your drinking habits aren’t normal.

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Jonkbaby 22

Could be anger issues, doesnt hurt to talk to someone OP

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