By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 991
You deserved it 1 713

Same thing different taste

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Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.

This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.

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Zeone_fml 9

I love how wether or not you're lying, I can say you're full of shit

bellagirlbabe 10

You might want to look into something called the Squatty Potty. It might help. Plus the YouTube video is hilarious!!

Railroader 16

Sounds like your parents are full of it.

Maybe instead of making ******* jokes and being assholes they should take you to the doctor. Or at least buy you a natural health remedy.

Well... that wasn't funny nor clever. Your mom is kind of an idiot.

Tell them its because you have enough shit to deal with already

I sympathize you with OP, my hypothyroidism makes me wonder where all the food I eat even goes :/