By aswamk - 19/12/2015 05:01 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well we know one thing that's not running. You to the bathroom.

This is literally one of the least shitty situations on here.

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Been there with the constipation. My doctor likes to joke with me some about my "unnatural body" (she knows I will take it well and that I don't mind) since my body doesn't conform to any standards. My body doesn't retain sodium, so I have to eat salt like crazy or I get very sick, I have Cyclic (Cyclical for those of you not in the US) Vomiting Syndrome, so I still get sick when I have enough sodium in my blood, I am very anemic, I have a heart murmur, I get pneumonia at least once a year and I have Tourette Syndrome. My doctors have tried putting me on several medicines but they never work in my system. Most will work for a week, though I've had some that lasted for three days even though they are the "wean on" type and I was still increasing my dosage. It just leaves the doctors scratching their heads and telling me that I "don't fit standards". I know it isn't the medicines because I have been constipated all my life, even before I started taking medicine, and it doesn't matter what I eat (I've tried all types of elimination diets. Nothing helped). Mine is genetics (stupid genetics) and my family has different parts of what I have. I'm the lucky one that got it all.

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If nothing else read about them. You'll laugh so hard you might shit your pants.

We all laugh about in my family. So you can join us. my mother has IBS and I inherited it from her as well. We talk about in my house like an everyday conversation.