By whymegirl - 22/07/2012 04:24 - United States - Worcester

Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
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DelphiCat 17

Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead? Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home? Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(

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Betz 10

Replace the pup before they return from the trip.

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fj19 9

It's not your fault. Animals have their own minds too.

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hitman472008 3

Your an idiot

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lelo007 11

I agree with some other commenters that this story seems a little strange. I got my puppy at 8 weeks old, and even then he still had what I call puppy legs, short, fat, and wobbly enough that if they run too fast, they end up doing a front roll- almost makes it impossible for them to run away. Anyways, have you called local shelters, put up signs, asked friends to help you look? You should probably tell your cousin that you've lost the puppy BEFORE he returns home, or else you're going to realize just how unbelievable the "sneeze story" sounds as you're telling it, then you'll just look like a fool.

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sincerelyjay 13

I have.a feeling that op has given up all hope in finding that puppy.

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mehwhocares 9

So you had a puppy outside without a leash? Pretty much your fault, then.

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patacus 14

it ran away a week ago and has been gone fore 10 days? I wish I had a time traveling puppy.

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Nitrogenica 6

wow, they changed the definition of "last week" to mean "exactly one week ago"? I wish I was caught up on these things!

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dougierocks 13

Buy a fish.... Tell them that an old woman sitting on a park bench turned their puppy into a fish and you ran and got a bowl for him... And here he is...

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NOOBSQUAD 0

Say the puppy ran away but say," oh my god (insert puppies name here) just ran away as you were pulling in the driveway!" in a frantic voice.

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onlychildFTW 33

Telling them is the best option. Not much you can do, you just sneezed and it ran off. That's just bad luck OP.

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kitsune3 20

Where the hell were you with it, for it to be able to run off? You shouldn't be outside with it until it's been trained not to run off, unless there's a fenced-in yard. Obviously there wasn't. YDI for not being more responsible.

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