By wth? - 13/12/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML
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saba_ajira 29

Oh damn... Time to explain some things OP

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thisiswilli_fml 5

Sounds like you guys will have an awkward moment during Christmas parties this year.

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PancakeSlap 23

Your family game night will never be the same. Best of luck, op.

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band_geek 18

Hate to sound mean if it does come across that way, but..... You should've asked if they were being serious or sarcastic as an extra safety measure BEFORE replying back with sarcasm.

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jbgotswag 2

your a lucky man, a pussy is a pussy, and beside the complications with of offspring, have sex with your cousin is like having sex with anyone else.

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driinkbleach 18

So we should all have sex with our mothers and sisters too? You are sick bro

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

As they say, "incest isn't so bad, as long as you keep it in the family." Relatively speaking, of course.

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KoolKidKarson 3

I think what matters is is she your cousin by marriage or is it family. Second thing is how hot is this cousin. I don't care if she's family I've done stuff with one of my first cousins. She is so hot and the best part I got her virginity over any other guy. So if she is hot enough and cool enough then go it

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VoodooPriestess 16

Just putting this out there, but you realize doing stuff with your first cousin is incest, right? That the genes are close enough to be like a half sister? I wouldn't go around and brag about that.

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JoseIsAdork 31

that will make an interesting story for the family reunions...

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pwrofoz 5

um is ur cuzn hot at all jw, if jennifer Lawrence was my cuz and she had a crush on me i think i would give in to that......but insest is bad.......FYL good luck

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