Work: Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could...

By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:20

He clipped off his penis!? D;

lnull 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:24

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

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Sappheyes 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:42

At least he's not hung anymore. His nail, that is.

hempat 2

Friday 11 December 2009 1:52

lol

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 11 December 2009 1:59

Everyone's assuming they're toe hairs. My first thought was "ingrown pubie." Am I alone in this?

derschadenfreude 5

Friday 11 December 2009 2:41

TheIrishJaneDoe, you are by no means alone in this. My mind went straight to pubes as well.

diet_otaku 0

Friday 11 December 2009 5:27

that's what OP is implying, but wouldn't it be awfully difficult to clip pubic hair with nail clippers?

FMLLOLL 0

Friday 11 December 2009 2:31

LOL ur not alone i was thinking that aswell hahahahaah

Kujirai 0

Friday 11 December 2009 2:43

Bah. Well that will learn ya' to not share your things. I hope you threw them out lol.

Future_Mrs_Voltz 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:02

i know plenty of people that have hair on their toes. its genetic or something...thats probably what it was and he just didn't want people to see because he would be embarrassed

RacheeRoo 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:03

let them sit in vinegar or rubbing alcohol to sanitize them. but still, ew.

dspadres 0

Friday 11 December 2009 4:00

What does being bald have to do with it? Men have hair on their toes, and hair growth on our bodies has nothing to do with hair on our heads. Also, why do you keep nail clippers at work? Shouldn't you be, I don't know, working?