Miscellaneous: Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always...

By Foreveralone - 09/04/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

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By Foreveralone - 15/10/2019 00:01

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 09:42 - United States

Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 18:01

Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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Monday 9 April 2012 11:53

I can relate.... :-/

mycheese 0

Monday 9 April 2012 11:54

Aww doesn't that suck? I always wonder if I'm that one...It's not a good feeling

Comments

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:53

Is your name Karen or Obbie?

OffToTheGayBar 9

Tuesday 10 April 2012 16:12

Thank God I'm in a group where everyone does this to everyone. Wait, no, I hate these two-faced bastards. Or do I? No, no, I definitely do... I think.

rachrocks 1

Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:52

This is me

Genoc123 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:53

Hate people who talk sh#t. there in every crowd

Plaasmaa 4

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:01

Stop being an unlikable person then.

kandi_kid69 15

Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:10

Don't worry, OP. You're not alone on this one. I feel like I'm that person because I'm so weirdly different from the people I hang out with. :/

RMAFML1 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:46

That's me tooo:,( apparently.... Didn't know till today,

stuffedanimal111 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:44

Dane cook! The friend that nobody likes :)

YahImThatGuy 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:53

Hey, I don't want to hear it! At least you still have friends that are willing to hang out with you. Try having all your previous "friends" not be willing to talk to you or hang out with you anymore.