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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By LoveBytes - 27/03/2012 21:29 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

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By pixiegirl - 08/08/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 08:51 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:58

Than write an anonymous break up letter.

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.

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guppyfishlette 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:30

Can you say protective order???

juwon410 1

Monday 12 December 2011 2:48

Do i hear restraining order?

hazumu_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 1:56

It is not stalking it is *deep love*

j3ebrules 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 9:12

So she says. If she's creepy and stalking, don't trust/believe her.

Epic_Times 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 11:30

Judging by your name if your really from Illinois and not from Australia then that sucks, If you are from Australia then you could be the guy who stalked me. If so YDI.

pupigirl 7

Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:20

ooo you've got a big problem

dmylks 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:47

What is her name? I may know her

Adela21 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 5:14

hopefully ypu got out of it.

Mortoli 30

Friday 19 September 2014 23:44

Find the man and warn him of his mistakes. Lmao. Or use him to get away.

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