By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Than write an anonymous break up letter.

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Okayitwasme 0

I doubt she will believe you, hopefully her admirer will show his face.

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2ndSucks 15

It's usually a tad difficult to ignore stalkers. Since they're, ya know, stalkers.

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hateevryone 14

she probably paid one of her friends to do it. and make it look like it was from you.

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rubberduckie94 13

crazy stalker types rarely listen to reason. your screwed

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JinxosGirl87 0

My screwed what? :P

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beebananaz88 0

Obsession is a word used by the weak to describe the determined...

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MsMeiriona 2

Determined to be committed.

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umm_Talk 9

Tell her she turned you gay, so it couldn't have been you.

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Gamaryn 0

Then maybe you should stop writing her anonymous love letters, Eh? ;)

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perdix 29

You n00bs have no clue on how to deal with stalkers. Avoiding and running from them just makes the chase even more intriguing. Take credit for the letter and take her back with open arms. Let her support you, lay around on her couch and get fat and smelly and then see how much she likes you then. This process could last from two months to forever.

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perdix 29

flockz, Abstain from wiping and within two weeks, even your most devoted fan will throw your smelly ass out! There are other foolproof strategies -- I'm not very good-looking, but I've attracted a lot of lunatics.

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flockz 19

i knew she was a lunatic when she suggested we use sandpaper as an emergency condom...

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BrokenDreamer24 15

Well... OP should buy a ticket to Europe, once there grow a beard, chance their name to Fred Jonhston, meet a really pretty European girl, live there with her and have a dozen babies and forget about the crazy ex. Unless OP is a girl, well... Change her name to Franny Jonhston, meet a hot European guy and do that above. Simple, right?

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perdix 29

You think running from a stalker works? It just makes the hunt more fun for them. And *******/reproducing with a pretty girl won't stop the dedicated stalker. Your only hope is to get "caught" ******* a horrible, disgusting creature. This usually works, but it usually damages your soul irreparably and gets you a new, disgusting stalker.

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flockz 19

hey at least someone likes you! give that bitch some respect. bitches love respect.

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