By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
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Olympiakos10 15

I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually

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_Peppermint_ 34

Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

OP I could understand him being surprised if he didn't know you wear a wig but if he really likes you, that won't matter to him. If he freaked out, well he is not worth your time.

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kurodansei 16

When the wig comes off the boy wigs out. Seems Legit.

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BobbieH 19

Anyone else think of the scene from I'm Gonna Get You Sucka? Where the girl takes off her wig, then her false leg, then her teeth, then her breasts and butt shaper. Its not that bad OP and hopefully this guy isn't so superficial. My friends wife is battling cancer and has lost her hair from treatment. He finds her really sexy without the hair. Some guys like the look, it can be a strong and sexy look. Think about when Demi Moore shaved her head for that SEAL movie. The general consensus was she was hotter without the hair! In sure it was just a little bit of a shock for him. If he's worth your time he'll be fine with it.

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buckdharma 36

#18-I like bald females with no ears.

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hawkislayer 2

G.I. Jane was hot until she said "suck my dick"

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buckdharma 36

I don't think her boyfriend was shallow at all. He came face to face with her illusion. He at least needs some time to adjust. I'd be thinking what else isn't real. Instant turn-off.

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angeluv_2014 22

How would you feel if you went bald from something like cancer; something you couldn't control, and you had to decide how to handel it in public? Who are you to judge her for choosing to wear a wig?

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PaintedTempest 14

No need to be a jerk. Gah

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cottoncandymango 17

I hope he didn't wig out!

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perdix 29

I'm sure he was traumatized thinking about what other parts of you are removable!

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Big_Pickle 18

Sorry about your luck, OP. And for why you must wear a wig. Maybe things will work out.

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91191191111 2

I noticed that all of your FMLs don't add up.

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bosox29 14

He doesn't know exactly why you wear the wig right? So in that case there should be no reason to not see/kiss you again. If he doesn't he just don't deserve you...

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