Love: Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Olympiakos10 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:56

I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually

_Peppermint_ 34

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:56

Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.

Comments

havahnegila 22

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:18

Doh

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:28

I hope you're not wearing a merkin.

kurodansei 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:54

Why, why would you mention something obscure so that I'd have to google it! Merkin: OMG that's horrible, why would you wear that!!!!! Why would you make that!?!? (pube wig)

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:02

#68, just to see who would Google it. Thank you for playing!

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 1 July 2013 1:01

Or that you at least leave it on. (Google not required.)

FimogenFeels 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:31

If he becomes uninterested in you for wearing a wig, that's his loss, and you deserve better. If he doesn't care that you wear a wig, then he's probably a keeper. I wish you the best, OP!

caligirllife 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:36

I'm curious why you wear a wig..

SleeplessBeauty 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:17

Because.... She has no hair. Shhh it's top secret.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:53

OPs crush: So.... does the carpet match the drapes?

cstrife7 4

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:07

As much as it seems like a shitty reaction, its just her crush. They might not know each other very well and i'm sure it came as a big surprise to him. He didn't handle it the best, but we all do things that are a little deceptive to look better. wigs and push up bras are no different than toupees and tight shirts on us guys, and there's nothing wrong with that. Just talk to him about it. If he really likes you it shouldn't matter.

davek 36

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:17

That's a definite "suck" vote. But if he's getting close enough to kiss you he'd find out soon enough.

qpsarah 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:17

Why would you wear a wig?

SleeplessBeauty 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:19

Because she's actually a life-size robot Barbie doll. Thats why.

Sheh_fml 25

Monday 1 July 2013 3:40

Why not? There are a number of health issues that can result in hairloss of varying degrees. Cancer is the most common, but there are many other which are far less severe, alopecia being one of them. I'm actually guessing it's not cancer, since people tend to know and expect them to go bald.