Love: Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair...

By Anonymous - 30/06/2013 10:58 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By sierra808 - 31/05/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 18:56

I wish I could see the look on his face when he saw you take your hair off casually

_Peppermint_ 34

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:56

Why wouldn't he? That's kind of childish.

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taylorjsmith 6

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:26

Why wouldn't he already know

thewife5 19

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:25

Well.. Their first kiss.. Probably haven't spent a lot of time together yet.. And if she wears one for a medical condition she probably rather people don't know.

OmfgPincheCelia 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:26

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:30

You should have whipped it back and forth for humor's sake. Show him its not about looks, it's about the personality. He'll love you for it. Or run away screaming, depending on what he finds amusing.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:30

"Eeeeeewwww I don't like you anymore because you wear a wig!!!" Really? If he actually stops liking you for a silly, childish reason like that, he's not worth it.

Grauncho 27

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:31

Dislike this comment if you want Justin Bieber's puckered asshole against your lips.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:33

Assholes are already puckered, unless you're Justin Bieber. It's pretty much a gaping hole now, due to over use.

Grauncho 27

Sunday 30 June 2013 20:02

Looks like we have some Beliebers on this site after all.

AllegroRubato 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 19:37

:( Well, that was clumsy of you OP, but you deserve someone able and willing to look past that anyways. I get that he's rattled, and maybe it would take time, but if he has feelings for you and is unable to look past something as shallow as having to wear a wig, then he wasn't worth it in the first place. All the best, heartbreak sucks.