Intimacy: Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2015 04:39

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Our anniversary

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML

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By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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Freudian slip

By MollyMadamme - 01/02/2011 00:33

Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML

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New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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Stoner

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while still stoned from his dental surgery, my boyfriend told me I give the best blowjobs he’s ever had. My parents were in the room. FML

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RWBYRose 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:29

Your current boyfriend has your ex's number? Why?

xlasxtchanxce13 22

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:30

I don't see what's wrong with this. Take it as a compliment

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RWBYRose 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:29

Your current boyfriend has your ex's number? Why?

xlasxtchanxce13 22

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:30

I don't see what's wrong with this. Take it as a compliment

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:31

Csn someone explain to me why the current boyfriend sent the ex boyfriend a message saying thanks about a *******.

tylercarolinex 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:34

I don't see the FML, I'd find it brilliant:')

jayennachristine 23

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:35

I feel like you have a bad taste in men

Atiq 7

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:37

And how is tat FML for u OP

abbas07 20

Saturday 6 May 2017 5:49

can I get a *******

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