By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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amerwin 3

You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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Steplo 5

then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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sk3l370n 0

it would be appropriate that you plan not to show up to cover his shift making him get fired.

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vettle 6

why would a coworker do this.., they have to see you at work!

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Charleezee 0

Tell everyone but ur boss that he's still coming in for that day and tell him u will show up and just like dinner don't show up for his shift sry but cuteness needs to learn looks don't cover an ugly persons intention

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Jomann 0

are you incredibly unattractive, or is he taken / gay?

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MasteredBastard 16

Ouch, Arkansas. I feel your pain. Look on the bright side, he probably wasn't worth it.

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Nympho_Ninja 0

What a douche bag!

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cobaltjedi 13

That was actually a good plan, but the guy is just an @$$... FYL

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Chelseam2 4

To all those saying "Don't work the shift.", that's deadly. Managers are informed of these things, and you'll only hurt yourself. Options: 1. Confront the co-worker 2. Tell your manager 3. Work the shift, then cancel five minutes before dinner. 4. Pick the guy up for dinner. :3

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