By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
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Hunthas 17

Cheeseburgers are worth it

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Hunthas 17

Cheeseburgers are worth it

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CoGhostRider 31

Especially considering the wait at the ER

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JE553 9

Is ur last name griffin by chance?

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webbface 25

The ones from Carl's Junior are worth it. :) yummy

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generalasskicker 12

Lol I say he got lucky I dislocated my shoulder in a football game my dad told me to let him look at it then pop it was back

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

@boredSOLDIER I agree, if they got cheese burgers from Mc'Donalds then both of them would have to go to the ER

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Debragga99 6

It's just like that episode of Family Guy

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PterodactylMan 23

Hopefully two for 2$ at McDonalds

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SonOfAMitch 14

Am I the only person who thought that if OP's dad DID stop to get a cheeseburger for both of them, t could've calmed down OP a bit and make the shoulder hurt a bit less? Saying that, the dad prooobably should've gone to the ER first..

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LittleGreenPaola 23

I'm sure you were in pain, but you weren't risking your life!

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monnanon 13

not true. thr shock of an injury like that can kill.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

The likelihood of that would be slim to none. And clearly the kid wasn't in or going into shock.

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barlos88 19

Even if his life wasn't in danger, his dad is still a dick

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TheDrifter 23

Maybe he just needed OP to be silent a moment so his advice to be still would be heard? Writhing and thrashing around is about the worst thing (other than heavy lifting) you can do to an unset dislocated shoulder. Not only can it aggravate the damage, op's writhing in pain would have made the pain worse. A few minutes motionless with the arm supported and the pain would significantly subside.

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

Yeah, but still, is a cheeseburger more important than someone who needs to go to the hospital?

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Lacist 19

Also my friend has dislocated her shoulder badly before, if she didn't go to the hospital in time it would have taken a few more months to heal. So it's not just about whether you die or not.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

Yeah, #79, but how much does it take to buy a cheeseburger?

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SSTRNK 6

#81, usually a little over a dollar.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

sorry I just wanted to say "how long" :) my bad

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wantmeasandwich 26

And then...you were even more thrilled? Right?

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Treveyon56 14

I don't know what to say. You weren't going to die so it wasn't to bad he stopped. On the other hand he pick food over you.

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Ctrl_H 18

Nothing comes between a man and his food. Nothing.

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Wizzlbang 10

OP's dad is a cartoon character.

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rocker_chick105 31

I thought of Peter in Family Guy when I read this. Although a pregnant person and someone who dislocated their shoulder are two different things...

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Haduken 16

Peter: Yeah, I'll have 3 cheeseburgers Lois: Peter for god's sake she's having a baby Peter: Oh that's right. And a kids meal

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brammerderambam 8

Maybe he thought you were screaming of hunger, not pain?

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MissMustard 20

Bad luck OP! I'm sure this wouldn't have happened if your condition had been life threatening... Right?

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