Intimacy: Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because...

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 20:09 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my dad and I got royally bitched out by my mother, because she found a bill for a porn site subscription, which was paid by my dad, but made out to my name. I had no idea about any of this, but she now thinks I'm a filthy porn addict and that my dad is an enabler. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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That was short-lived.

By adc2502 - 02/02/2018 11:00

Today, after getting my first debit card, I spent £60 on porn online. My mum made me print off a statement at the ATM as she wanted to know where my money had gone. She saw everything and cut up my card. FML

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Dear PornHub…

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 18:00

Today, my mom caught me watching porn, and now she has learned just how easy it is to access porn online, she's sending as many messages as she can to every porn site she can find, telling them they should shut down for the sake of Christian decency. She actually thinks they’ll listen to her. FML

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So, it is not immoral ?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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joeyl2008 29

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:11

Why does anyone pay for ****? There are tons of free pornsites out there! Trust me I know.

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Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:10

Deadbeat Dad strikes again.

Comments

laureri 26

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:47

Reverse it and have your dad mysteriously find some **** on your moms computer. Then be like, "We are so upset at you mom, how could you shame us like that?"

AlexRen 21

Wednesday 15 January 2014 7:58

Well, if you can't win. I was going to say join em' but that would've quite awkward....

ziya1999 12

Wednesday 15 January 2014 10:50

Uh oh. ****, thats some deep shit. Why didn't say you had nothing to do with it? Then again, I know exactly how doubtful and not trusting parents can be. She probably wouldn't believe you.

icepick23 12

Wednesday 15 January 2014 16:43

**** is wonderful. Tell your prudish mom to stfu.

kurodansei 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:07

yup. that'll end well.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 15 January 2014 19:14

I hope your dad shares with you the password so you can access the site. Then go on to the site, change the name to his, change the password, and don't let your dad know the new password until he comes clean to your mom that he was framing you so he wouldn't have to come clean about his **** addiction.