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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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Neighborly

By Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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Hey!

By Richocet - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing

By Old - 04/02/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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pepetto 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.

Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:06

That's sad, your poor dad :(

Comments

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:54

Wow. You both got hit with instant karma. Poetic justice sucks, doesn't it? Have fun sorting that one out.

vvbrittxv 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:05

wow you're a bitch.

azreal_13 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:50

lucky maybe you'll get your way more often

JDub0928 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:55

who can't get up beacause a broken rib. your dad must be like 80

marquisallover 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:33

you should of listened to what the screams where because although i dont want to hear what people are screaming about i always take a listen and if it's nothing important then i go back to what im doing

calibabe4real 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 17:28

your abd ass hole!

Lewnna 0

Friday 12 February 2010 7:11

Asshole. D:<

Professor59 2

Friday 12 February 2010 17:11

This dude's FML for next week: Today, I found out my key doesn't work on my front door anymore. My parents changed the locks. The good news is, they put my iPhone in the box of my crap that was on the porch.