By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:18 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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At least it wasn't in a bag w/ a ***** and he ended up telling you how he likes it up the ass... then goes on to explain how stimulation of the prostate increases pleasure... and how you shouldn't be embarrassed about what makes yourself and your partner feel good Silver lining?

Why would your father disclose that with you? That's so gross. I've come across lube in my mom's groceries and I try overlooking it because I don't want mental images rummaging through my head. Ughhhhhh. I feel sorry for you :(.

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poobear 0

gross ive found that stuff in my moms medicine cabinet (thank god no one felt the need to tell me about it) but it was still way more than i needed to know

Gotta give Dad points for honestly and directness...but still, ewwww. It's always icky to think of your parents actually having sex....even though you know they've done it at least once. One of those weird goofy things.

#14 why? Oh noes, your parents have sex!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!?!? OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

jeanniner 0

hahahaa. what??? i would have cut him off before he could explain...

#10 how do you not get it? it's so awkward to tell that to your daughter/son, unless they asked. there's some things you just shouldn't tell your children.

sunshiiiineXD 0

How awkward. If my dad even tried to explain why he had the lube to me, I would just walk away. I don't need to have a conversation which would most likely scar me for life. This is definitely a FML.

lisajean 0

Oh, gosh. My mom insisted on telling me the kind of ***** she was going to buy when my stepdad left her. "Well, I'll just get a big *****! At least he won't leave me!" FML Parents don't know when to stop.