By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 16:11 - United States - Tyrone

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Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20

Dad was also wondering why his son moaned in ecstasy whilst shaving.

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hershelLayton 13

Wow Op, that ***** of yours must be an airplane engine.

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msmedieval 11

I thought I got it till I read the comments... Yikes OP! Maybe try to find a way to muffle the sound, or buy something quieter.

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petert71 10

Perhaps Dad already knew who and what it was?

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jeanniecm1984 17

When I still lived at home I would put a pillow on top and run a fan to muffle the sound.

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socksxox 19

Just here to see if anyone has any tips on muddling the sound.. I have a similar issue!

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SilensMort 3

find someone with a good mouth to replace it. ;)

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purple_bunnies 20

I just went to college. Didn't have to worry about my parents lol. Now I live with my boyfriend. But in between college years while I was home I would usually do it when they weren't home or else once they moved, my room was in the basement so it didn't matter.

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rufus147 12

why do people feel like it's so awkward or what ever with masturbation? let me tell you a little secret..... your parents know that you ********** they did it when they were young and to be honest, they most likely still do :) so stop making a big deal out of it and have a good tea time alone!

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H4H 15

Don't tell me they still **********, that puts a disgusting image in my head

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ThatHorse 15

Sorry #28 but most parents assume that their kids don't **********, even if they themselves were massive sex freaks with pain dungeons hidden in the underground bunker beneath the nearest abandoned building.

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Danne696 14

They would probably still not want to hear it even if they know it. I mean, I know my parents probably had sex when I was living at home but I still appreciate them not doing it loudly and/or obviously so I wouldn't have to think about it.

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DanielleinDC 33

Oops! Might want to find a way to muffle the sound, OP.

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Cbitz223 7

That sounds like a hairy situation. No? Anyone? I'll show myself out....

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