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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:40 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML

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You deserved it 4 029

By ruserious - 07/08/2015 11:24 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML

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By fuckyouverymuch - 26/10/2013 19:48 - United States - Salida

Today, a friend sent me to a guy he knows who repairs various electronics for a very low price. Good news: he fixed my malfunctioning iPad. Bad news: it took me several hours to notice that he'd carved the words DOUCHE and HIPSTER into the back panel. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML

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By Crombinator - 01/05/2015 05:30 - United States - Estacada

Today, my roommate was making a waterproof iPhone case and decided to use my phone to test it out. It didn't work. FML

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You deserved it 4 038

By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

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You deserved it 3 016

By coolcucumber - 10/09/2010 20:40 - United States

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 1:17

does your dad have a long history of retardation?

Astroman129 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:16

Wow. Some intelligence he has...

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uns211 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:23

YDI for buying iCrap

schurm82 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:50

FYL because he made you.

rocky21 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:52

it should have electricuted his ass!

rocky21 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:52

it should have electricuted his ass!

EpicPwnageGuy 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:53

just get a huge bowl of rice it will b fine n like 2 to 3 days that's what I did

BrightSidegirl82 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:04

that's horrible

pandap_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:19

i hve a idea burn his car and say i tought it was watr proof ;)

extradorkyloser 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:20

you look familiar, I think I know you hmmmmm

wolfrahm 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:27

The worst part probably is that 50% of your genes af his, and thus you are also a darwin award candidate, nomatter how much you shower.

terror_twins 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:31

I know he's your dad, but just punch him. haha.

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