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By Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hakuna matata - 31/10/2012 10:06 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML

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Some kind of foreshadowing

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 06:00

Today, my wife expressed how much she misses going out dancing, so I told her I'd be glad to work on my two left feet with her. She said, "I already tried to teach you" before lamenting the time she's missed out on dancing with the cowboy guys she used to dance with. She's now watching dance videos 10ft away, looking all sad. FML

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By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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Alexa, play "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock

By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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Dancing Queen

By now what? - 09/05/2021 23:59

Today, after my dad told me to sign my daughter up for expensive dance lessons as a birthday present, and she was ecstatic and very dedicated, I asked him for the payment for this month. He replied, "Oh, she wanted more than one lesson?" Now she won’t stop crying and I have no way to pay. FML

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Dirty dancing

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML

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By Magicfml - 05/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Toledo

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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mikaylajarvis 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:59

sorry to say but it's kinda funny

asianpandabear 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:00

-78 your head is full of shit

Comments

rainbowdinosaur 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:04

hahaha wow.

leprechaun23 15

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:04

she can teach him how to duggie :)

DaangItsBrooke 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:53

can she teach you how to spell?

GabbyCharityM 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:39

Dougie*

Kn0wledge123 21

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:52

That song is terrible. Every time it plays, the ghost of Tupac haunts a Jersey Shore douche.

aguin8 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:06

are you ashamed of what she's teaching?

katieklein 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:07

that would be ackward.

xJudii 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:48

Awkward*

katieklein 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:09

oops yeah.

Livinia 11

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:07

Now here's where you take pole dancing classes with her mother, except you're not the one on the pole.

mchakkiwala 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:12

Selena Gomez???

Fou_fml 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:26

She doesn't even look like Selena Gomez.

7sevensevenseven 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 23:04

his gf didnt choose to hav her bf's dad in her class

blondebrunette11 4

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:07

u afraid your dad will steal her from you? u embarrassed of your dad?

pink_raindrops 26

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:09

I would be embarassed if people I knew saw my dad trying to do Hip Hop dancing lol. If the girlfriend doesn't know the dad yet, I could see why he wouldn't want that to be how they meet.