By G - 08/10/2011 17:03 - United States

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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varkey 7

Wtf? Why would you hide it THERE? Were you trying to get him to look at your boobs? Why not just put it in a closet YDI

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Kkkiana 7

if you're posting on fml, at least you still have internet and can contact people.....

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Jonman503 0

time to get fake ones!

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CHOMP3R 0

Well… Normally I'd be nice… but it's totally your fault xD

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maddiester 5

if you know they are why would you do it in the first place?

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justkatiee 3

I like how you all automatically assume she's like 12...

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briissocoollike 8

Aww it's ok not everyone can have huge pornstar ****

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zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0

actually, most pornstars have smaller to average cup sizes, while lots of guys like tig ol bitties, not many feel they have to have them.

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Llama_Face89 33

96- why con you into buying them a new one when they can con you into...giving the phone back?

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Llama_Face89 33

What the hell? Why's this here?!

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jaredofmo 22

Remember, he's seen your mom's.

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