By G - 08/10/2011 17:03 - United States

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML
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Llama_Face89 33

Ouch...nice one dad!

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perdix 29

Blame your dad for the defective genes that make you flat-chested, and see if you can manipulate his guilt into getting you implants for Christmas.

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lilyrhiannon 0

Hahaha either you're like twelve or you fail :L

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hoofbeats 0

Bitches who wanna say this person is young for having small boobs, proud to be 17 (freshman in college) with 32a. Kiss my ass, at least guys won't want me just cause I got boobs and at least I won't be saggin when I'm 50.

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ven_conmigo 2

not all guys like big boobs. and by the age 50 if ur not taking care of ur body.. big boobs or not everything will be sagging.. its clear that ur defense is in denial of ur jealousy of people with big boobs. lets not lash out on the girls with the big knockers!!!

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robinhood007 9

19, 30A, and verrrrry happy about it :) its all about confidence and being fit :) you dont need big boobs to look good, just have a nice ass hahah

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yamatelle 19

10A? That size exists O_O? They must be like raisin size. ikick you wear 10A?

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ikickgingers 15

Wtf are you talking about?? Lol that wasn't me that said that. I wear a 32b, tmi??

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GraceKathryn97 0

Don't feel bad, I have a small rack to but lucky me my boyfriend likes small boobs!:)

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onorexveritas 23

HEY PEOPLE I KNOW SOME GIRLS 15 PLUS WITH A CUP BREASTS, DON'T INSULT HER BY CALLING HER TWELVE!

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ven_conmigo 2

Um not all guys like big boobs...and if a person with big boobs take care of their body they won't have to be worried about saggy ****. So use another form of defense because you are clearly in denial about your jealousy over big boobs!!

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