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wat kind of a name is McKinley I feel sorry for ur daughter ydi
So neither you nor your father understand what a chain of command is? It's not the same as the order of importance. fyl indeed.
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ydi for naming your kid something stupid
Since McKinley is your 2 year old daughter and she is first in the chain of commands, just tell her what to order your parents to do. Your parents will have to obey. Keep it secret, though. If your dad finds out he'll probably have you court-martialed.
pleaseeee tell me that McKinley is the child's nickname or something ? otherwise, F the kid's life..
YDI for naming your child McKinley. D: Also, I'm not sure how capable a two-year-old or a dog would be at doing much "commanding."
I can see where the dad is coming from, if the chain of command here is more referring to a 'people whose needs you need to meet before your own' list. Her daughter SHOULD come first on that list, and the helpless dog should be before OP too. Her parents may not need her to meet their needs, but they should outrank her, especially if she's living with them rent-free, as the situation may be.
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YDI for calling your child McKinley.
YDI. Time to move out already!