By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
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cutycat136 28

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

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arano 29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

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vikky538 28

First of all Happy birthday OP. It sucks that your dad forgot your birthday and someone from your family would have remembered and celebrated it

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Tripartita 44

Oh, yeah, I do that all the time when I forget people's birthdays. It's really hard to ground coworkers and friends, but I get it done.

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Lalala579121 27

I hope you just throw ground beef at them rather than pushing them onto the ground.

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HotFrosty 14

I truly hope it is a plot to give you an awesome surprise birthday party. If not... Happy Birthday from us on FML!

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lexiieeex3 32

This literally happened to my best friend today and it's freaking me out because I truly think it could be her...

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amileah13 26

You're not alone op. My mom had to remind my dad to call me on my birthday every year (he's a truck driver so he's only here for one day a week) and when she finally stopped calling him to remind him he stopped calling. Just know that there are other people out here for you and happy birthday op :)

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

I'm trying to wrap my head around how your own father could not remember at least the month of when you were born. Either way, happy birthday OP!

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KneeJerker 24

Poor op! I hope your dad makes it up somehow! Maybe money, presents, cake, and a full celebration with just you two after you show him your birth certificate to prove it or something!

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Internetflakes 13

i don't think materialistic items make up for forgetting the birthdate of your child..

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