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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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By BAMN2187 - 31/12/2012 03:51 - United States

Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 08:03

Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML

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cutycat136 28

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:35

Get out your birth certificate and a list of whatever you want. He's going to have to make up for that one somehow op.

arano 29

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:29

Just remember to forget his birthday. When he says something, tell him he's obviously too old for birthdays.

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mads_nicole 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:44

Hey! We're birthday twins!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:01

He did that to quickly get something set

tosdyke 16

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:08

Happy birthday OP!

Richard6036 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:09

I'm sorry for you but it sounds like your dads a total loser

tiger820 20

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:27

my brothers birthday is the day after mine and my dad can never remember it plus he always calls me by my brothers name too.

Darkhosis 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:35

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES

SuperWhoLockYeah 7

Thursday 5 November 2015 3:51

Happy Birthday! *Birthday Hug*

Spentpoet 26

Thursday 5 November 2015 4:15

Dejá Vu. I feel as if I've seen a FML like this before.

writergirl1029 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:06

I feel you on this one. My birthday was last week and almost all of my friends forgot.

louiswood 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:58

Sorry bud i feel bad for u

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