Miscellaneous: Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility...

By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By Still Waiting - 16/08/2016 18:54 - United States - Wenatchee

Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML

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By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

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That would be correct

By Anonymous - 23/07/2023 00:02

Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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Cut him some slack

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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Doormat blues

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML

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Naitras 15

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:30

ouch...parents are such hypocrites at times

authorkid 2

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:22

haha sounds like my dad

Comments

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:23

Tell him just because his last slave died that doesn't make it your problem.

imright24 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:38

That's probably part of your chores while he works 40 hours a week to put a roof over your head and food in your mouth. Ungrateful brat!

Telinaa 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:57

And how would you know whether or not his dad has a job?

far_east 6

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:58

um, i think you may be assumming too much

spanelli 16

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:54

Well, he has to pay for the house somehow. At least you have a roof over your head, OP.

withered 30

Thursday 25 January 2018 22:21

An adult should be able to do those basic things themselves. Just because he is the father it does not mean OP is his property/slave. He wanted a child - his responsibility to provide for him/her. Kids should be grateful for the things parents do for them but they don't owe you shit and people should stop acting like children are some legal slaves for your bidding and expect respect when you give none.

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:50

And he never said how lazy he considered himself to be, lol.

woahthatguy 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:58

what a douche

christian50 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:05

Kick him straight in the balls.

doggone456 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:07

wow ur dads the lazy one

2crazy2care 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:14

Did you tell him you were lazy because you had an excellent teacher? *heavy sarcasm*

SympathyearAbs 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:31

Nnnnn....Hate people like this....I know people say teens today complain too much about their families, but really, parents, stop being such hypocrites. Just because their your kid doesn't mean you're instantaneously better than them in every way.