By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
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JacindasaurXD 0

lmaoo " monsterous!" haha thats nasty brah! its ok my mom always tells me about her turds:((

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Lilllly_1316 0

woaaah, while I was typing mine, you posted this, and we said like the same thing. "nasty brah". Haha, epic. :)

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Lilllly_1316 0

Tell him to take you off speed dial. cuz, that's nasty brah. :]

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myagirl 0

maybe you should tell him about it and suggest him getting a lock on his phone????

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eternalsunlight 5

Pocket dialling= life's most embarrassing moments caught on voicemail. You really need to teach your dad how to lock his phone so that he won't accidentally dial you!!

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bigbadtim 7

And your problem is? So what he butt dialed you, it's not a major problem. Just ask him to be more careful.

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hawty12345 0

OP needs to cut the crap and tell her father to stop butt dialing her.

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