By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
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evilplatypus 38

If your dad's that drunk, the microwave probably would've won the fight anyway.

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DocBastard 38

Dad: Why can't you ever *hic* heat anything evenly? Microwave: ... Dad: I asked you a question! Microwave: ... Dad: Answer me, damn you! Microwave: *ding* Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, SMARTASS!

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Carli_M 8

I would just stay away from him until he was sober....

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iamsolid 11

Im sure the microwave was just as irritated.

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emeraldisle 30

Having a conversation with an inanimate object is always the sign of a good time.

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rizzybear 4

You don't come in between a man and his microwave, too much bacon has been cooked more quickly that any human ever could.

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WCARlover 34

You could say the argument was...heated. Ba dum tss..okay even I know that was really bad:/ haha

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Chingy892987 14

I gotta be honest, I'd be pretending to be the microwave and arguing back just to **** with him xD.

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perdix 29

The microwave would probably have foiled your dad's drunken logic at every turn, but then your dad would retaliate with actual foil!

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ebonyirony 29

"honey what happened to the microwave?" "you did. Last night. Foil. "

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perdix 29

Thanks, . . . by the way, nice duckface!

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Roley4498 14

Hmmmm maybe it's time we banned alcohol, far too much trouble than it's worth lol

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Don't tell me to calm down! THAT ****** BURNED MY POPCORN!"

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