By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
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crudeandrudeguy 29

He can't just go buy a convertible like every other midlife douche bag??

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buckdharma 37

Maybe he used to be top banana, but now he's a couch potato who can't get a date. You know, he can't produce. Maybe he could be a Packer?

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pjsr 32

Lettuce not be too critical. I mean, orange you glad this dad wasn't in the dairy or soft drink aisle when he started throwing things?

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Weasely 11

I can just tell this is coming from a dramatic teenager embarrassed by their dad.

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PhoenixChick 26

Because everybody loves being pelted with produce, right? Only emo brats object to an eggplant upside the head.

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chocoladisco 1

I think getting pelted with vegetables is prety hilarious. Unless his dad is throwing coconuts its not bad

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frankmz 17

The Married with Children and Napoleon Dynamite references are hilarious. Al Bundy and Uncle Rico.

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AverageAvarice 23

I'd rather be pelted with cakes and candies, that's a waste of produce.

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BloodyGlass 10

I wonder if that could be considered child abuse? He can work out his crisis in jail. X)

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DArthurVaderian 18

People like you are the problem with society today, getting pissed off over every little thing. Throwing a vegetable at someone is not abuse.

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goozeo 11

Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

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Muerteds 18

Four touchdowns in a single game is not something you just get over! Polk High forever!

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