By philosophicallll - 28/09/2015 20:25 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML
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philosophicallll 25

I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.

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tygerarmy 35

If he is saying he fathered an ape, what does that make him?

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poorkitten 15

act the part than. throw some feces and what not

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benedictjongoh 10

throw shit at him, and make loud monkey sound when his guests are around

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One_Way 43

Do you have a lot of body hair? Maybe I'm lucky (or naïve) having darker hair, but I don't see how being a redhead alone equates to being called an orangutan.

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moo77_fml 20

Nowt wrong with a redhead .. I know.. I married one lol

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GrumpyGrinch 23

Ginger is beautiful, people use red hair dye/henna for a reason. And your dad is a dick, because either he is a ginger himself or he loved a ginger enough to make a child together. Now making rude remarks about your colour. You got those genes form one of your parents!

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cek727 16

Actually, that's not entirely true. My father was a blonde and my mother was a brunette, and I'm a redhead. Genetically speaking, both parents have to carry the gene. They don't have to be redheads themselves though.

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Solano2580 24

I don't like when people say Ginger, I prefer Redhead. I am not one, but I am attracted to them

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wordygirl 11

Your dad is a hoot, rendering him an owl. Introduce him as such.

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