By fuck me - 28/11/2013 19:13 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my dad is forcing me to go shopping with him tomorrow for Black Friday, because he's convinced that my martial arts classes will come in handy when people "inevitably" try to beat the shit out of us in the rush for cheap stuff. FML
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metallica_wins 20

There's no mercy. He's gotta take advantage of you, y'know?

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Bluemonster3 26

He is correct. People are ruthless on Black Friday

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iRod_Touch 8

I taught tae kwon do, but black friday still scares me. Pretty sure I'm still going again this year, though. lol. Good luck.

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Arokthis 21

Just go with him and "lose track of him" in the store.

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perdix 29

What better time to use your Black Belt?

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WhiteDeimos 2

Today he is forcing you tomorrow? Why didn't you just say tomorrow I being forced. It didn't happen today, it won't happen today.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Ever wonder why ALL FML's start with "Today"? There is a strong possibility that it's not optional. Just saying.. ..

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WhiteDeimos 2

Actually, with the light use of the backspace key before one starts to type their story, Today can be changed or simply removed. Just sayin.

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bandeek 30

In the rules it says all stories start with today. So yeah, you can delete today, but your story will never be published.

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horneyhic 15

He's right and that's the reason I'll never go Black Friday shopping or Boxing Day for that matter

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pickleOnABun 10

take advantage of it. your dad wont yell at you.

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