Miscellaneous: Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 17:56 - United States

Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML

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By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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So, it is not immoral ?

By Anonymous - 17/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my parents were arguing about their relationship. My mom, who is very Christian, yells at my dad for watching porn. My dad responds, "Of course I watch porn, I've told you! I have shown you!" He is also the one who stressed to me at a very young age that porn is immoral. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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The YouTube police

By Anonymous - 11/10/2023 07:30

Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML

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You deserved it 148

jarrahj 19

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:13

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

mds9986 24

Sunday 17 January 2016 0:20

To be fair those filters are a pain in the ass. They block things for no reason because they get wrongfully flagged.

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senor_octubre 24

Sunday 17 January 2016 1:58

It's for science!

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 17 January 2016 2:07

We all like ****. Tell me I'm wrong people.

freddygasman 18

Sunday 17 January 2016 19:55

you're wrong..........I love ****. ;)

EarlFug 19

Sunday 17 January 2016 20:20

#18, Yeah but judging by your name, I'm guessing you do more than most ;-)

SecundusSecunda 27

Sunday 17 January 2016 2:09

How dare you attempt to stop scientific research?! Rebel scum!

aleyp63 13

Sunday 17 January 2016 8:24

Yeah.. The scientific research of the human organs, am I right?

pasupathymuthu 16

Sunday 17 January 2016 3:41

Well, he has fathered you and he still does not know the "principles" of *******? Hmmmm....?

AScooterman 12

Sunday 17 January 2016 5:10

At least move the computer to a more private place, last thing you actually want to walk in on... if you know what I am saying.

PaleGuy 5

Sunday 17 January 2016 5:38

YDI the internet is FOR ****!

l3g10n 10

Sunday 17 January 2016 11:42

Install a key logger and send the results to your mom. he he

Big_Bear99 19

Sunday 17 January 2016 12:02

Yea, sorry. YDI. Next time tell him if he can't figure it out, he needs to go back to magazines.

ChrisMora 16

Monday 18 January 2016 20:38

Giggity

Renisca 7

Tuesday 19 January 2016 14:30

He's upholding his principles by holding up his dick.

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Same thing different taste

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So, it is not immoral ?

The YouTube police

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