Love: Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2015 0:01

Tell your dad "Fortunately for me, he's other thing isn't too limp". I bet he won't think he's a queer anymore!! He might kill him tho...

brendejafulable 41

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:57

I hope you prepared him before.

Comments

Markovski 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:13

A firm handshake resembles confidence. But in no way does a limp handshake mean someone is a queer...

goldcock19 9

Sunday 31 May 2015 1:31

Thanks tips

The_Avatar 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:14

First impressions go both ways!

abNormal62 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:17

Right or wrong, Fathers tend to mark their territory Tell the BF to never show fear, fathers smell fear, and it brings on a feeding frenzy You can't fix stupid, and you can't always fix ignorance

sabrinaMA 7

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:18

XD dude making sure your guy has a firm handshake should be the first thing you make sure before you let him meet your dad. If you're a man or even a woman and you have a weak handshake then you might as well slap yourself

AletheDefender 15

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:23

Same thing happened to me when my brother met one of my guy friends, it turns out he actually was gay

TDKopecki 16

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:32

Lol, that is just pure awesome. My dad does the same thing with my sisters, but out of humor of course.

ocarion 1

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:42

Your dad could just be establishing the pick order as the Alpha Male. Which the guy should respect depending on where they are. And your boyfriend might have given a flimsy hand as a sign that he submits to your dad Alpha role.

fmlsams 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:43

As rude and offensive as that was, I really can't say I blame your dad entirely, OP. A "limp fish" handshake is the worst, and can give the person whose hand your shaking a really bad impression of your self-confidence.