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hopefully his dick isn't as limp as his handshake
I don't blame your dad, I ******* hate people who give a limp handshake.
in order to keep manly status, one must ensure they have a strong man-shake. it makes for a good first impression too. Clearly your boyfriend appeared to be wimpy, so your dad is trying to man him up
Agreed. Shake my hand firmly, or I'm going to ask you if you are a homosexual
U get all my up votes watever u say ever. lol oh yea ur right abt the handshake thing too
I dont think your boyfriend should take that seriously
Is anyone willing to explain WHY limp handshakes are bad? And don't give me any of that "first impressions" crap, because most first impressions are complete bullshit.
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thats pretty much explaining the "first impressions crap" that they said they didnt want to hear. and its because of the reasoning "men are suppose to be strong and many" that the father is judging him on
Handshakes are definitely NOT human nature. They are a societal construct and formality. with that said, anyone who puts actual stock into the strength of another man's handshake should get out of the cavemen era. A 5 fingered strength test is not an adequate gauge of anything except strength in the 5 fingers.
The thing I don't get is why people get offended by it. They say it shows a self-confidence level, so why does it bother or offend someone if the other person "lacks self confidence" as is "apparent" by their handshake? Ok, so that person, "apparently," doesn't have confidence, great, so what, who cares, how does that affect the person their shaking hands with?
hmm i dont believe its human nature to shake hands, its how were taught to interact with people. were literally taught to shake peoples hands when we greet them and the importance of it when we were little, otherwise i wouldnt at all, since its my prefernce not to but im forced into the social interation. i dont wanna touch your sweaty hands. so i think its a societal construct. and it still comes back to the "men are suppose to be strong" thing. which plays into confidence. but if im just not comfortable touching a strangers hand, or may be a germaphobe, ill get judged by guys like you
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Tell your dad "Fortunately for me, he's other thing isn't too limp". I bet he won't think he's a queer anymore!! He might kill him tho...
I hope you prepared him before.