Miscellaneous: Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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You deserved it 4 899

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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You deserved it 7 945

Stop right now!

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays

Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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You deserved it 7 579

By Mak10 - 21/08/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML

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You deserved it 51 187

By :$ - 06/08/2012 22:08 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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You deserved it 35 137

By Kyle - 05/01/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 918

You deserved it 35 960

He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

By padmelover - 27/08/2022 22:00

Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 554

You deserved it 203

By scarletdurose88 - 19/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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You deserved it 13 797

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 3 251

By Fuzzy - 08/01/2010 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my loungeroom, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, infront of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 136

You deserved it 39 905

perdix 29

Monday 17 January 2011 16:22

So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 17 January 2011 16:21

is your name luke? :D

Comments

ahhitsjessi88 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:26

NO ONE CARES youvr said this on like 5 things alreadyyy !!!

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 18 January 2011 3:39

#22, When you've just brought a child into the world and you're male.

smiledhugf 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:44

agree with 39 my dads a duche my stepdads the one I care about

Efilyn 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 5:53

Props to the guy for being creative, at least. In all honesty, if it's the truth, then you can't run away from it. He might have been against just blatantly saying it out loud. Some people are like that. But you have to deal with the information.

MyPaperHeart 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:30

#34, you said that you couldn't think of anything worse than what happened to OP, but then went on to say that you could, in fact, think of something worse. Maybe think about your wording before spilling the beans.

lexiemae97 9

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:49

hmmmm does your dad know? haha lol :D

beast195 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 6:59

**** its tha same piece of shit again

Luckysam1984 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 7:50

At least you were told BEFORE the dad that raised you died. I was not.

Zodiak213 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:25

Be lucky you have a Star Wars store in your country.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:50

h8 2 break it 2 u but he's not ur dad the man ur mothers married 2 (or divorced from) is ur father tht guys just one of the biggest assholes tht ull ever run into in life