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By allinicolesmh - 08/08/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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By username - 17/11/2014 03:52 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my father told me to "go get a job". He has been unemployed for 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML

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By SapphireRaven - 07/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By fuckedup - 13/11/2009 19:13 - Germany

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

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By FML - 08/11/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML

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By Kristinmarsh08 - 29/10/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML

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CanadianNarwhal 13

Monday 8 August 2011 23:03

Dude, your dad's a jackass.

HannahForbesxo 13

Monday 8 August 2011 23:05

And father of the year award goes to...

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omgcookeys 15

Monday 8 August 2011 23:17

Your dads an asshole.

RyanMacVey 17

Monday 8 August 2011 23:18

*insert sob story about life without a dad* ...... dont you feel better about your life now OP?

upwardSpiral 4

Monday 8 August 2011 23:18

what an ass. I'm sorry OP stuff like that hurts. but if that's really how he feels, you are better off not having him there.

commietaco 0

Monday 8 August 2011 23:21

pics or it didn't happen!

kablooey_01 3

Monday 8 August 2011 23:31

how do you know he doesn't just have a job lined up?

alexistheboss365 0

Monday 8 August 2011 23:32

High five!!

wonderboy84 0

Monday 8 August 2011 23:34

And the award for father of the year goes to ....

thepandawh0re 2

Monday 8 August 2011 23:35

what a boss

LoveKeepsGoing 7

Monday 8 August 2011 23:36

What are you graduating from ? It's summer, school is closed.. But still FYL & FY Dad.

Texast 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:06

Colleges do have summer classes and graduations.

eminemchick 19

Monday 8 August 2011 23:41

18 howd u catch bush doing that? can someone please tell me thats photoshopped?

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Today, I realized our cat has a sixth sense for when he wants to be seen. When we don't care where the cat is, he's within plain sight. When we lose track of him and are in a panic worrying if he got out, he's hiding. FML

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