By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino

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Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
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Same thing different taste

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This is his idea of sex education?! Teens already have unrealistic expectations of what sex should be like as it is and he puts on a porno to teach you the fundamentals of a sexual relationship! Then proceed to get an erection! Wow. What did he do next? Point to it and say "this is how you know you're ready for penetration, son" Your dad needs a slap. On the face. With a shovel. -___-

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought for sure it was going to say "... making me watch a hardcore **** video with him IN IT..."

and now **** shall forever be ruined for you

sighawkward 6

Parenting - you're doing it wrong!

Im going to try this with my children.... Or should I?

Huper_ 9
Featherwind 11

That is one awkward situation! No child should have to go through that with their parents - EVER! I feel for you OP. Hopefully something like this will never happen again. FYL