By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
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SpilltMilk2 0

This FML is on fiyah .

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

burnt hair is the worst smell ever !!

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SeaChicken 0

burnt flies beat burnt hair in my book.

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

25- I have that exact same hooters shirt :)

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eilonwylovegood 8

I hate the smell of burning eyeliner pencil shavings (my mum always put them in the astray)

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techweed 12

I disagree, the worst smell ever is that of a burnt thundercunt

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staceysgenesis16 0

eww!! .. i kno rite?? its bloody gross .. ugh.

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teeheelicious 2

because you're totally stupid enough to believe that... smh

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Southerndatageek 2

Where did the OP say he/she believed the dad?

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thedisturbedone5 0

i never heard that used before but thanks for the new phrase im gonna use it all day now

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Well at least you won't need a haircut anytime soon.

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Thanatos1206 0

You probably just held in a fart for too long.

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Hetalia_loves_me 1

19 - Bahaha!!!

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chammi 0

I wonder how this happened. Maybe you should keep your dad away from stoves.

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tr0llz0r 0

Maybe we can all state the obvious and feel a little better about ourselves.

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t3hpwnz4rz 4

Good idea. I am on the Internet, an this I a website. I feel so happy to be alive now thank you.

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hanhen 0

or maybe dad should stay out of kitchen or at least stay away from fire

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DropBearHunter 8

I think a spoonful of concrete is in order. Man up and walk it off sunshine, my hair spontaneously combusts everytime i yell flame on, don't see me on fml about it.

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