Miscellaneous: Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it.... - FML

By coolcucumber - 10/09/2010 20:40 - United States

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By sonja_n - 10/10/2019 23:00 - Australia - Kew

Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Squeezebox - 30/08/2017 08:00 - United States - Missoula

Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:10

Did you take a picture?

chrissysweathear_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:10

that's horrible!

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toeliqour 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:12

yeah cause water hurts soo much and 200 dollars is soo little

the4starr 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 14:14

why would you do that ? :/

luvzit 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:03

stick it in a bowl of rice it will be as good as new

memorables 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 23:11

Lol you deserve it for spending $200 on a point-and-shoot.

dragonaair 5

Saturday 18 December 2010 7:36

$200 for a camera is cheap, at least in Australia... Camera's aren't just "point-and-shoot". Different cameras do different things. A $200 camera is just an ordinary digital camera.

lacey6195 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:41

Have him buy u a new one. Duh.

Lachiew 11

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:20

Big woop. That's cheap for a camera.

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:23

Should have just let the water hit you

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:33

Oh, I hope your camera survived.

ilikegeodude 1

Friday 19 December 2014 4:07

Imagine you're in his situation. Protecting yourself with your arms is a normal first reaction when someone randomly shoots something at you. Sadly, the OP only had time to figure it out after his camera was already soaked. FYL.

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