Miscellaneous: Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it.... - FML

By coolcucumber - 10/09/2010 20:40 - United States

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

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By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

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By sonja_n - 10/10/2019 23:00 - Australia - Kew

Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML

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By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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By Squeezebox - 30/08/2017 08:00 - United States - Missoula

Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:10

Did you take a picture?

chrissysweathear_fml 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 1:10

that's horrible!

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kaorimarie 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:47

lmfao $200? some shitty camera!! a good one will be at least $1,000...and that is a cheap one BTW Why the hell did U block water?

gkflower 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 4:58

suckssss! but it's just water .. way to react like that

bonezowns 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:16

Reflexes are a bitch aren't they.

imhowie 2

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:22

YDI. If i had a $200 phone, I would've been protecting that from the water spray.

TwoStrikeBadAss 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:43

Nd how the **** do you do that?!

ahugit 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:45

my camera is waterproof (:

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:50

ii, we've been over this! Even if it does save water, standing in the toilet and flushing doesn't count as a shower. -.-

talb1 7

Saturday 11 September 2010 5:58

#29 got the pic from google so he is FAKE.

mjprox 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:23

Eh, at least your reactions aren't as bad as my friends. She has physical reactions when people scare her or threaten her haha... (Punching, etc.) I wouldn't squirt water on her!

sallen0046 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 6:37

It's water, it isn't going to hurt you. Why wouldn't you immediately try to protect your "new" camera from the water?

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