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By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 18:56

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Teamarie - 11/08/2009 15:21 - United States

Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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By Ren - 30/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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Take the L

By Chrissy - 20/12/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 23:47 - United States

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By Kaji - 14/11/2008 11:20 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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colvindj 22

Thursday 2 July 2015 0:16

look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

MattStro 23

Thursday 2 July 2015 0:17

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

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jqmalang 17

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:21

Yeah that's very awkward...

CaptainFluffyPaw 19

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:23

At least there wasn't a picture.

saffy66 34

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:34

Text back and say, thanks but no thanks, Dad. Then post it to one of those autocorrect fail sites. Might as well get a laugh out of it!

rockninja 21

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:34

i don't have anything to say to this!! i just hope for you OP! stay strong.

amileah13 26

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:34

Can't undo that image!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 2 July 2015 1:35

If he meant to send it to his girlfriend, I hope I see his FML on this incident.

Jayroc 18

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:18

Dick move on his part

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:27

What did you send back as a reply?

Big_Bear99 19

Thursday 2 July 2015 2:49

On the other hand, bribery and blackmail are wonderful things!

Bunni_Boo_Butt 7

Thursday 2 July 2015 3:00

so awkward! hope he notice it before sending to another "wrong" person...

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Nice view

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