By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 18:56

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Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML
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colvindj 22

look at it this way, at least it wasn't a pic.

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MattStro 23

Have fun trying to look him in the eyes again after this.

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Krwman 8

I guess I've been doing it all wrong for years. I had no idea that such a direct approach would be regarded as welcome or leading to success

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Niedermayer_20 12

Well hopefully, or we might have infest. From Texas?

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i_lik_tomaters 21

I would say take it ad a compliment but it's your dad so...

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JCRouzer29 27

Guess you'll find out when you see him next.

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sassy2085 16

That is so wrong on so many levels. I would embarrass him and point out his mistake.

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VeganDarkLight 31

Come on, everyone makes mistakes and I bet he was embarassed enough when he realised his. No need to tell anybody else about it to my mind.

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jhuny 10

That man had given you everything! A roof over your head, food in your belly, and now a dick in your a**h***. show the man some respect!

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