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I'm pregnant! Uh... By who?
Aw. I'm sorry OP.
What's up with all these accidental kid FMLs?
I was just thinking the same thing. A better question is who gives a damn? There are a lot more legitimate reasons to hate your life than not being a planned baby. More like **** your parents life.
wow, nice dad you got there...
There's a mistake in every family...
yikes not really
Often several
Wow your mom needs to stop lying to both of yall
And he didn't know his vasectomy failed?
He did when OP was born. Creeper note: Why do you love us all?
I just think doctor should know when something went wrong or not :O p.s. I' full of love :D
I'm*
The doctor probably did everything right. The is a two week period when your sperm still has swimmers. Also, you may not know how it works but they cut the tube they don't actually "tie" it, so sometimes it grows back together and the sperm/egg(depending on male or female) can get through again resulting in pregnancy. I'm not sure of the ratio of that happening in men but in women it's about 1:300, which is fairly common.
Thank you, I was really just wondering :)
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"Lucky Sperm" haha good name
Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D