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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

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By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

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Selfish

By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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Mystery

By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

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By Star_Wars_Lover - 26/04/2016 15:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML

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By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Friday 12 August 2011 18:49

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

seeunexttuesdays 6

Friday 12 August 2011 18:49

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

Comments

Sdlidner 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:53

I'm pregnant! Uh... By who?

bthomas0319 2

Friday 12 August 2011 18:53

It's a miracle!

8sq 13

Friday 12 August 2011 18:54

Aw. I'm sorry OP.

holygodthatshars 0

Friday 12 August 2011 20:29

15- luv ur pic

Zero22120 12

Friday 12 August 2011 18:56

What's up with all these accidental kid FMLs?

ElectricEffect 13

Friday 12 August 2011 19:06

I was just thinking the same thing. A better question is who gives a damn? There are a lot more legitimate reasons to hate your life than not being a planned baby. More like **** your parents life.

upwardSpiral 4

Friday 12 August 2011 18:58

wow, nice dad you got there...

krazy_kat09 8

Friday 12 August 2011 20:02

At least he didn't say the best part of you ran down your mother's leg...

yourkindacool18 5

Friday 12 August 2011 18:58

There's a mistake in every family...

DeLpHe3zY 7

Friday 12 August 2011 21:31

yikes not really

Capriccio22 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 13:53

Often several

sillylolo 6

Friday 12 August 2011 18:59

Wow your mom needs to stop lying to both of yall

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 12 August 2011 19:00

And he didn't know his vasectomy failed?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 12 August 2011 19:12

He did when OP was born. Creeper note: Why do you love us all?

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 12 August 2011 19:21

I just think doctor should know when something went wrong or not :O p.s. I' full of love :D

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 12 August 2011 19:24

I'm*

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Friday 12 August 2011 21:05

The doctor probably did everything right. The is a two week period when your sperm still has swimmers. Also, you may not know how it works but they cut the tube they don't actually "tie" it, so sometimes it grows back together and the sperm/egg(depending on male or female) can get through again resulting in pregnancy. I'm not sure of the ratio of that happening in men but in women it's about 1:300, which is fairly common.