By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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grapist 0

Why are you complaining? If that didn't happen you would be dead.

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1958x 6

A lot of people are accidents. I was one. Doesn't mean your parents don't love you all the same.

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DaniBee420 6

Something happened to my bf. And I'm sure glad he was born :)

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Oreogasm 5

My mom told me that I was conceived only due to my older brother's poor health as a child.

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gckrazj 7

Same exact thing happened with me.

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ThisRandomChild 0

Either that, or the mail man was sort of hot...

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spez8 2

He's not your real father and your mom is a cheat!!!!

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angi71 4

YDI! It's not 100percent effective you know!

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gary12 0

sure that's your real dad

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