By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML
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chickenwalrus 14

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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scotch 4

don't feel bad, the other two weren't planned either, hence the vasectomy. as your name says, you're just the "lucky sperm" :P

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TKello 6

Buy some lottery tickets! Your very existence proves your luck...or a doctor's incompetence...

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ieatunicorn4fun 7

Lol, I bet u feel special

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rezzel 0

umm so maybe he aint ur real dad??

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angi71 4

There's a time limit before it takes effect. My brother-in-law is a tubal baby almost three years after the procedure. Miracles happen you know.

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DrewsFML 8

If by miracle you mean unsuccessful surgical procedure, then yeah, it's a miracle. (A certain percent of vasectomies "don't take" due to surgical error.)

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MaRi3_ZaN3 0

ikr thats wat i said. hahaha bout hes probley not ur dad. :~]

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TrollFeeder 10

God meant that to happen, you're special. Too bad God doesn't exist and you're Wtf child.

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ashiebabie 0

God does exist and without him u wouldnt be here

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xForeverNever 6

You are a miracle baybeh!!

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brandi_1387 4

Well if it had worked u wouldn't be able to complain about it now...

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GEFStryker 29

I can imagine your parents having a conversation like this a while back. Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

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dzhonatan 14

Where can I find a funny girl like that? Great comeback. Haha.

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