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By ¬_¬ - 27/07/2013 22:43 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML

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By Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. - 19/06/2014 21:05 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

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By Shitty genes, no two ways about it. - 27/04/2013 00:21 - Australia - Perth

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home for his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 04:23 - United States - Boaz

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. It took less than 10 seconds for him to accuse my boyfriend of being a "queer" because his handshake was "too limp". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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By spiritbeast33 - 11/09/2013 06:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML

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By HeIsKindaRightTho - 16/09/2014 04:31 - United States - Houghton

Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 06:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 21:03 - United States - Newport

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:30

All the Harlem Shake videos should be destroyed. I dunno why you thought this would be a good idea.

RoboCunnilingus 23

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:33

Your dad has had it with your shenanigans.

Comments

FMLbutYDI 17

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:57

YDI for doing harlem shake

olpally 32

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:57

That is so stupid! Turn in your man card please!

iAlissa 34

Sunday 28 July 2013 10:14

I don't really think "man cards" have anything to do with this.

olpally 32

Sunday 28 July 2013 20:56

Since when did it matter?^ Just made a comment.

keverdeen 14

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:59

You're about 4 months late on that video.

Iceman225 11

Sunday 28 July 2013 6:03

I don't know why you're complaining. If you did a Harlem Shake video, He sounds spot on to me.

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 28 July 2013 6:04

As a parent you should be prepared to walk into all kinds of crazy shit kids do these days, anything from sex to eccentric upper body dance moves that involve the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders.

Zimmington 21

Sunday 28 July 2013 11:42

"Today I walked in on my son and his friends making a "Harlem Shake Video" which borderlined soft core gay ****. I still love him but gosh. Harlem shake was so four months ago. FML"