By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

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Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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macystar 14

I think it's a little more weird that your parents are discussing your jacking off skills.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Your father is acting like he's never jacked off before.

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Kibaruto 33

Everyone is correcting spelling errors, so I decided to point out your name. You know, if it doesn't all fit, don't bother with it.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

"If it doesn't all fit, don't bother with it." That's shit advice. Unless op jerked it without a full grip... We're really discussing another man's beating method.

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NandaPanda 22

92- I do believe 80 was referring to 15's username when she said that.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Since jacking off is something you kinda figure out on your own, everyone will do it differently. Who gives a shit what someone else thinks about your jerking technique as long as you are enjoying it. Or if OP wants to not be weird he can have his dad teach him the proper way. Because that would definately not be weird......

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Dark_Stream 29

With **** of all description so easily available, he may not have learned on his own. He might be copying something really bizarre he saw on the net.

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evan_7899 28

Maybe the first time he saw some chimps whackin off and OP has been goin chimp style since

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EvilLittleMan 23

Step it up a notch and move to the multi-knuckle shuffle.

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beaverteaser 16

well it could have been worse, you could have been caught by your dad jacking ........ oh nm that does suck

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Ghost308 11

After something like that you should never bring your girlfriend over to meet your dad!

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BioChickthcfy 6

did you have an optimus prime helmet on screaming "Autobots roll out" as you hit climax?

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ViktoriaaKills 13

that was a terrible image to put in my head.

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LanaRenee13 6

rofl. that is awesome.

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hueybuntfosho 4

I have not laughed that hard in a long time

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worldclassrager 39

I would like to know the correct way...it's possible I do it weird too...but still....your dad is right lock the door...

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iknowiwantyou 13

this isn't a sex help site, it's an FML site.

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Rainhawk94 27

Wanna know the right way? Get a shake weight

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kcjc777 8

Wait a second #44 You're telling me this isn't a cooking site? Damn I've been looking for a cheesecake recipe for hours. Thanks for letting me know this is an FML site. If you hadn't told me I'd have spent the rest of my life here...

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iknowiwantyou 13

96, I wouldn't be surprised if you actually weren't being sarcastic.

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The_Big_Boss 20

I now must know OP's technique. Maybe it is really good..

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