Embarrassing, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told...

By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Lockedinroom - 05/02/2013 16:18 - United States

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

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Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML

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Knock first

By jesus christ, dad - 06/09/2013 16:48 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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macystar 14

Friday 15 November 2013 2:55

I think it's a little more weird that your parents are discussing your jacking off skills.

fylsinceydi 2

Friday 15 November 2013 2:54

How do you jack off weird?

Comments

calipilot227 16

Friday 15 November 2013 4:53

Different strokes for different folks...

ireneedaprincess 4

Friday 15 November 2013 5:01

maybe cause it's little?

LinkLovr 5

Friday 15 November 2013 5:01

Yeah... Locks are nice to use. Especially for this hopeless generation of mindless teenagers...

jh921971 10

Friday 15 November 2013 5:15

And now that you posted this EVERYBODY KNOWS! :D

middlesister04 5

Friday 15 November 2013 5:48

pops sound like a weirdo too.

justtheotherguy 12

Friday 15 November 2013 5:54

That's a jackass

imchacon22 19

Friday 15 November 2013 6:58

Well that's awkward

CrazyMelvin 14

Friday 15 November 2013 7:31

YDI. Lock your door next time.

glitterkuro 18

Friday 15 November 2013 17:42

He still doesn't deserve his parents laughing at him! That's just shitty parenting. Embarrassing that he forgot to lock the door, F his life for having lousy parents (or at the least a lousy Dad)