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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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By Lola - 08/08/2010 14:32 - United Kingdom

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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rahavan 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:43

Um I have a no door locked policy at my house but I'm smart enough to realize it doesn't extend to the bathroom.

Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 8:59

It's okay spelling bee contestant.

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aubielovsea 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 13:02

My step dad does that, he's walked in on me in the shower/using the bathroom so many times

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:24

you need to tell your mom about that. accidentally walking in on some one does not happen that often. i think stepdad is a pedobear

Jovecove 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:46

You better be careful of that cheeky bastard, tell your mom and if she don't believe you, call the cops.

causticgirl 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 23:21

Exactly. Multiple times are NOT accidents

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Wednesday 14 December 2011 0:40

Yeah, walking in you many times is nit an accident. Your stepdad's a creepy Pedo.

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 13 December 2011 14:22

he should have knocked thats common sense.

Life_sucks_13 6

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:29

Yea...my parents never knocked and I didn't have a lock. But they do now because people would walk in on me getting dressed. Not fun.

manjo71 2

Tuesday 13 December 2011 15:52

how can u b so dumb...

Canyousee 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 16:36

We have the same rule no locked doors and the only lock is the bathroom door. My son would lock the door ( hook and eye ) and then not be able to unlock it. Lol. He has issues with small moter skills. So then it takes awhile to talk him through how to get him to unlock it.